Thursday, June 28, 2012

Ek Tha Tiger Funny Salman Khan

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WHAT DID KATRINA SAID TO SALMAN?

The Amazing SpiderMan - Funny

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Decent Facebook Status

There is a lot of difference between human being and being human. Very few understand it.

Cheating is easy, Try something more challenging … Like being Faithful.

Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and go where your heart takes you.

BIG or SMALL, Lies are Lies

Sometimes on the way to what’s supposed to happen, something even better happens.

After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

If you want something, dont wish for it. Life is too short to wait.

Your time is limited. Dont waste it living someone else’s life.

TRUST that GOD will put the right people in your life at right time and for the right reasons.

Think with your head not with your heart.

If you hold on tight to what you think is your thing, you may find you are missing all the rest.

No matter how hard the past anyone can always begin again today.

We never understand our home until we have left it.

Find a heart that will love you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakest.

I dont need a perfect one. I just need someone who can make me feel that I am the only one.

If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.

Its not about perfect. Its about living your life and doing the best you can.

Decent Facebook Status

There is a lot of difference between human being and being human. Very few understand it.

Cheating is easy, Try something more challenging … Like being Faithful.

Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and go where your heart takes you.

BIG or SMALL, Lies are Lies

Sometimes on the way to what’s supposed to happen, something even better happens.

After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

If you want something, dont wish for it. Life is too short to wait.

Your time is limited. Dont waste it living someone else’s life.

TRUST that GOD will put the right people in your life at right time and for the right reasons.

Think with your head not with your heart.

If you hold on tight to what you think is your thing, you may find you are missing all the rest.

No matter how hard the past anyone can always begin again today.

We never understand our home until we have left it.

Find a heart that will love you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakest.

I dont need a perfect one. I just need someone who can make me feel that I am the only one.

If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.

Its not about perfect. Its about living your life and doing the best you can.

Unique Facebook Status

I wake up everyday with a smile b’coz I know I have something to be thankful for.

Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world.

When the rich make war it is the poor that die.

Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

We find out how strong we really are, not when things are going well, but when they are not.

It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

The only things in life you regret, are the risks that you didn’t take.

Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.

Half of our mistakes in life arises from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel.

We always need that wake-up call that reminds us of who we really are and what we really want from our lives.

I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does.

It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

Everyone is someone’s dream and you were mine.

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.

Im done with tears. Im wiping my eyes. If he doesnt care then why the hell should I?

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.

Dirty Facebook Status

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?

Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realize that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

You Will Share This!!


Twins Ahmed and Mohamed Ibrahim

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This Indian Boy has this Defect From Their Birth. Thier Parents are Poor and cannot afford thier operation so facebook and twitter like other social media sites decide to donate money to their parents.When you share it on sites like FACEBOOK & TWITTER, Some money will be donated to their Parents. So Share as Much as you Can.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Can You Read It?

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Can You Read It?

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Proud To be Indian


Proud To be Indian


Proud To be Indian


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If you are true Indian then you Must SHARE It!!

Most Romantic Places on Earth

Most people are dreaming about some really romantic vacation, with sunny beaches, where sun is shining, and where they don’t have any worries. Well, if you are one of them, these are places just for you! Here is a selection of most romantic places in the world. Well, take a look, and get prepare for the upcoming summer vacation! Enjoy
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1. Oia, Santorini (Oia, Santorini), Greece. The ideal place where you can contemplate the sunset.
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2. Taj Mahal (Taj Mahal), India. Excursion to the royal residence in India, is itself an unforgettable experience. Taj Mahal is a magnificent palace with a facade of white marble, which at sunset is painted charming shades of pink.
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3. Pyramids in Cairo, Egypt. In recent years, cruise on the Nile was one of the best choices for a honeymoon. What could be more romantic than a sunset that illuminates the pyramid of Cheops at Giza – one of the seven wonders of the ancient world, have come down to us.
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4. Maldives. Take cover on the island away from prying eyes. Why not? You need only 15 minutes to get around his foot. This paradise, including palm trees and white sand dunes. You will be able to walk on board a traditional Maldivian dhonis (dhoni) with a glass bottom around the island. The glass bottom allows us to consider the beauty of the underwater world in detail and make fantastic photos.
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5. Marrakech (Marrakech), Morocco. Several hours of flight, and you are in another world. Marrakech – the heart of Morocco, also called “red city”. Here you can see the acrobats, storytellers, dancers, musicians and singing at sunset in conjunction with tropical aromas of flowers will add shades of romantic mysticism in your journey.
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6. Sydney (Sydney), Avstraliya.This city has many charming places in which a visitor can enjoy an outdoor or cultural experience: the beach, harbor, Opera House.
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7. Isola Bella (Isola Bella), Taormina, Italy. Island in Italy, which fully justifies its name (beautiful island). This is a real explosion of bright colors that vary from season to season, creating beautiful landscapes.
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8. The road of love. Cinque Terre (Cinque Terre), Italy. The first tourists who visit here, were so enchanted by the romance of the place that the title “The Way of Love” was born of itself. But remember that walk on this path can only have married, as the Italian will take, this trip would bring about misfortune for lovers
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9. Grand Canyon (Grand Canyon), Arizona, USA. Grand Canyon of the Colorado River – one of the deepest canyons in the world. Its steep walls painted in yellow-orange stripes are marine sediments, frozen in solid masses. The romantic aura of this place betray the Indian legends, images from films and cultural treasures of the reserve.
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10. Central Park New York (Central Park). This is one of the most famous parks in the world. Why not assign it a date? The most beautiful park in the autumn when the trees change their color

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Ramzan Greetings,Ramadan Cards, Ramadan greetings and Ramadan Wishes

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Blessings for the month of Ramzan


Ramzan Mubarak!!


Wish u all a Blessed month of Ramadan


May this Ramadan bring in you the most brightest
and choicest happiness and love you have ever wished for
May the festival of lights brighten up yours and your near and dear ones lives.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
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I am coming to your house
2 give you
all types of happiness,success & joy
please
welcome me after a few minutes
you know I am yours….
Happy ramadan...
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May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way & lead us together on the
path of peace & social harmony
Wish you happy Ramadan Mubarak
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Maut ki Gali me Jis Din Sona Hoga Na Koi Takiya Na KOI Bichona Hoga.
Sirf Apne Amal Nama Aur Qabrastan Ka Chota Sa Kona Hoga.
Isliye Ham Jobhi Gunah Karchuke Hai, Use Ramzan MUbarak Me Apne Gunahon ki Tauba Karle. Aur S.W.S. Ki Ummat Ke Liya Dua keejiye.Allah Hafiz.
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U move without sigh ;
like the white linen flair ,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory ,
fragrace files years as flory;
ith the immaculate eternal smile ,
attached to U mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is far away,
As light is on its way;

Wish all of you a very happy Ramdan.(Sameen)
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Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga..
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